Hey guys I found a picture of Ampharos sitting down last night and I’m losing my fucking mind
FUCKING ASTOUNDING
forgive me
Dolly Parton created women? damn she really did that
She created her own worst enemy.
Jolene.
God (Dolly) creates Lucifer (Jolene) - Beginning of Time B.C.E.
im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out
me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)
every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????
me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish
bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead
me: i turn page now
bugs: o my folly!
me who understands how nature works: this is communal space but please do not crawl onto skin i cannot see
bugs: there is sweat in yonder shoulderblades and i must be the one who licks it
me: and i must be the one who slaps the tickles
bugs: alas, i am laid low by the salt!
Cloud & Tifa in FFVII Remake
minimize is the funniest move in pokemon
“Are you okay?” 🌼🌷🌸❤️
༼つ＞ω＜༽つ ─=≡O
With Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63pR30NfJRs&feature=youtu.be
what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….
go back home from the grocery store
ska bassists do more for society than anyone else
